Now thats what I call 30

Now thats what I call 40

Now thats what I call 21

When Im good

Bald spot?

Jesus loves you but so does Barney

Sow your wild oats

Been There Done That

Best Man

The Bitch fell off

Big and Funny

Miss Bitch

Im smiling

Bride

Bridesmaid

I have the body of a God

I must not chase the gilrs

A grand passion

Nothing is impossible

If at first you do succeed

The biggest difference

He who hesitates

I wasnt born to work

Cant sleep clowns will eat me

When all else fails

CND logo

Ill be OK

My mind wandered

Regain Consciousness

Coffee Chocolate Men

I may be old

Im not asleep

Squeeze Here

Life is not perfect

The truth hurts

WIFE

Its all about me

You say Im a bitch

I married Miss Right

Dont judge a girl

Jesus is Coming

Smile if Ive pulled

Smile if you want it

Smile if youre up for it

Smile if you think Im sexy

Smile if you know what Im thinking

Fat people are harder to kidnap

Dyslexics

Religions of the World

You seem to be confusing me...

Whatever

I require a tug

So youre a feminist

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Muppet

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I hope you realise

How can you not want to

Im not 40

Im never wrong

Limited Edition

If they dont have chocolate in heaven

One by one

Im manoeuvring with difficulty

Just Married

Proud computer geek

I must not chase boys

I wish these were brains

Im not 50

Im a jolly roger

My girlfriend cant wrestle

Another mood swing

Youve looked

Dont take life so seriously

Oh my God...

Intentionally vague

Yes Dear

Shit happens when you party naked

I am a bomb technician

If its green

Dont make me send the flying monkeys

If you cant laugh

Maths was always greek to me

Real Women

All men are idiots

Dont confuse me...

Four Seasons
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If you obey all the rules

Punk
because there is no fourth chord

Paranoia

Anon

Bitch

Evil

Do Not Anger the Gods

Nothing to Declare

No Future

Timewaster

YinYang

Jagged

Failed

Stoned

Warning

Physical activity is for the stupid

Lifeguard

Mission Impossible

Pimp

Fit Bastard

Give me what I want

Hey You

Not even if you were the last man

Bazooka

Evil Genius

Evolution

Foraging

Im Done

Pure Robot

Silence is Oxygen

Being Human

Hip Hop for Life

Hip Hop Stars

White Tiger Blues

Bolshie Bird

Blue Guy

Air Guitar

Electric Snail

Evil Blue Guy

3 Famous Blondes

3 Famous Guitarists

3 Famous Monarchs

3 Famous Revolutionaries

Red Hair

Black Hair

Crazy Sweat

Bloody Eye Black

Bloody Eye Blue

Colour cubes

Sun

Freak 1

Freak 2

Square Lillies

Cool Chic

Bitch

Chef

Freak

Musician

Couch Potato

Rapper

Teenager

Drunk

Teacher

Digit

Murdoch

Clive

Spears

Billy

Whitney

Daisy

Piper

Posh

Fawcett

Take the plunge

Id rather be sleeping

Tomorrow will be better

Its not easy being a role model

Cats & Fish

Gone Fishing

Tabby

Siamese

Black & White Cat

Tyger

Dont do mornings

Libra

Pisces

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Sagitarius

Scorpio

Capricorn

Aquarius

Dont call me

Meaningless conversation

Cabbage

Cakey

Spud

Lard

Barcode

Pants

Lemon Crud

Define Normal

Only fools

Abstract Swirl

I wish my wife

Yes they are real

Dont worry

Feline Blue

Antelope